Punchlines Without Jokes

...and Ms. Reno says, "Yeah, and it's DEEP, too!"

...and the film will star Tom Arnold, Pauley Shore, and Quentin Tarantino.

"If word gets out, EVERYONE will want an extra pancreas."

...and her husband says, "But they're twins -- if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

...and she says, "So that's what Tiger means by 'getting up and down in two'."

...so Steve Buschemi says, "How much Bosco can you drink, anyway?!"

"So's mine, lady -- must be the salt water!"

"So the talking duck turns to the guy and says, 'You wanna hear my impression of De Niro?'"

...then the doctor says, "Ok, now it's my turn to cough".

Freud -- Because he'd get so excited by the donut that he'd never miss his wallet!

"If you can say you're a Kennedy, I can say I'm 18."

"Well if I'd known I had a squid in my underwear, I would have ordered the rice pilaf."

...then the second trapper cried, "Sacre bleu! I deed not know she was ze prime ministaire's daughtaire!"

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with HIS.

...then Cathy Lee says, "What do you mean there's no such thing as Tuesday Night Football?!"